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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 12, 2020.

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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    As modern players, I'd say it's equivalent to the Cwtch League <whistle>
     
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    brb, Aug 12, 2020
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    @Oh Saffy

    You told these guise about your Golden Boot?
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Nah I’m not like that mate, I prefer to be modest and humble, you know?
     
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    Saf, Aug 12, 2020
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  4. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Would have to get close to me first

    You’re probably more of a Sondico guy with the plain boots and plain ability.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The team he plays for get players going to conference teams quite often, I'd say it's around the tier 7 level.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 12, 2020
  6. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    We know this Saf...prolly humblest guy on here

    I can respect that...ah well...I’ve seen them all the other times you’ve uploaded them anyway

    These guise loss
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Aug 12, 2020
  7. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    black boots like the state of your toes n nails at FT...prolly your left eye too after a sweet elbow
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Aug 12, 2020
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    'Come at me bro' I'm going to laugh at you bro.
     
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  9. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Shirley you need some hot water to make the bubbles.....ya know.....bubbly?
    Sounds like your lad is bathing in manky spunk water to be honest mate.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No you can do it with cold water, embarrassing though.
     
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  11. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Ha, I’ve been playing football regularly for the last 20 years or something stupid now, as if I have toe nails. My choices of boots may have something to do with it
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    That might get a *fella
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 12, 2020
  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    I used to treat my self to a Radox bath salts and Luke warm water soak...after a match

    pre game thorough leg massage with Almond oil
     
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  14. Jammy 07

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    What about pre match meals ?

    When I was keen I'd be out stretching/warming up 3 hours before a game and then have beans/toast & poached eggs...

    Ended up being 2 pints and a burger down the pub just before setting off.
     
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    It all depended on when I got in night before/hours before

    how much sleep I’d had...if any

    2 cups of coffee, 3 spliffs were mandatory regardless
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Aug 12, 2020
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nice man do they make em for blokes too?
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This thread has definitely taken a turn for the gay...
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 12, 2020
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Proper boots.
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Pre game for me was always deep heat in a bottle mixed with oil.

    These were my fave boots. Always had them tight fitting, nowt worse than your feet moving around in a boot.
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    Bubbles are fine if you're gay.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 12, 2020
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  20. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    FFS
    Go play football then go to pub and drink beer !!
     
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