Manchestvar utd watch. 20/21

It's mad trebs keeps complaining.

How else we supposed to keep up with the penalties given to utd next year, you'll thank me come January when you've lost count bro

 

so it’s now called the VAR semi finals ! Might as well go the whole hog and host it in Varchester

 

Of course you doubt it. It’s made you rage all season that he’s such a baller, don’t cry mate, just learn to live with the pain.

 

He can probably have a decent career in comedy judging by that honker of a tweet 21 pens and man's moaning about var the spoilt little ****

 

Brewster would have stuck that chance into row Z. You said he was better than Mase look at you now.

 

Stfu and announce Sancho bro

 

PGMOL being #bentasfuck for Man Utd is nothing new. I #calledit all season. No one could possibly defend the decisions Man Utd get.

Only contentious issue, which must be sorted before next season, is whether to go with ManchestVAR or VARchester. I prefer VARchester as it keeps the same number of letters. Thread probably needs a #poll

 

***boy and *****div in deep concentration

 

*****div should be Astros title.

 

If I was juvenile enough to make up childish names I would go for Astrocious

 

Arsetrawler

 

Think mines more classy

 

Therefore completely unsuitable.

 

Tempting...

 

Very true...I apologise...no ****ing idea what I was thinking

 

"Do you know who I am? I'm Manchester utd captain, I'm very rich and I can pay you... Please let us go"


Dropped by England..... Surely utd will strip him of the captaincy?



So what's the chances of Harry doing some hard time here chaps?

 

None, they'll fine him i reckon

 

If he's not stripped of the captaincy after dragging the club's name through the ****... standards have dropped

Fergie would have already rang him to tell him he's finished

Ole will suck his balls on return

 

He probably ignores Oles texts.

Mans a puss

 

His phone might be getting repaired