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    So many people these days are very judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them.
     
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    At first I said "what?" then looked back and saw your post!

    Honestly didn't nick yours, I have been reading Gilbert Gottfried's autobiography and nicked the gag from him.

    How spooky is that? Have you been reading Rubber Balls an Liquor too?
     
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    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

    His goal: transcend dental medication.
     
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    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
     
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    The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
     
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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
    The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask
    You something...
    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if
    I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
    The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
    The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage,
    why then did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
    The assistant replied, "Because this is Halfords."
     
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    Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf as she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer.
    When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?
    Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"
    "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.
    She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find a hinge.From the back room, Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
    To which Mary Louise replied "No, but I will for the teapot..."
     
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