Honestly, there’s so many places that sound really silly to any visiting English speaker. Before we married I told her I’d signed to go and do some work for a school in Staines. She of course thought that was hilarious and asked if the schools in Skidmark upon Undies and Mildew were hiring too.
Street names used to be filthy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane ****e-burn lane, Pissing Alley... honestly it’s out of order that PC culture has left me without an alley. Where am I supposed to do all my pissing now?!
One of my dear departed Grandad's (Zummerzet born in Chilcompton) favourites and we always begged him to play his Wurzels records for us. Written by Adge Cutler...
If he plays like he did a couple of seasons ago then Spuds have got him cheap but I don't really care as long as we get KWP.
Hes a solid prem player, no more no less. Never really understood why spurs want him tbh, hardly gonna push them to the next level. Nothing more than a squad player for them.
Fabrizio Romano saying PEH is close to leaving for €17m, while Alex Crook is saying we’re still holding out for £25m... If we do sell for £15m, it’s effectively £3m + KWP.
If others have bid more I think we should have played hard ball. Whilst i think £3m + KWP isnt actually that bad when looking at their respective ability, I can't help but think we could have got more out of Spurs.
Fanny Adams is actually from my home town, Alton in Hampshire She was a you h girl who was murdered by a stressed out solicitor on his lunch break. He cut her into several pieces and threw her into the waters of Flood Meadows, an area of water streams close to the spring of the River Wey. You’re welcome
