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    A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
    How dairy.
     
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    So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!?
    It's not the end of the world!
     
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    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
     
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    A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a whore house. They witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about, then ducking into the house.
    "Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant Reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place". They both shook their heads and continued working.
    A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one was looking.
    "Did ya see that, Darby?" Pat asked in shock and disbelief, "Is nothing holy to those Jewish Rabbis? I just can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. 'Tis a shame, I tell ya".
    Not much later a third man, a Catholic Priest, was lurking about the house, looking around to see if anyone was watching, then quietly sneaking in.
    "Oh no, Darby, look!" said Pat, removing his cap, "One of the poor girls musta died...."
     
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