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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 7, 2020.

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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Who the **** plays golf in a dress man? Would put me right off my stroke that like!

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    cronemeister, Jun 26, 2020
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    If you don’t like the dress you don’t have to wear it...you could just keep wearing that little skirt which Dorty keeps pm’ing me about..the pink one.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Jun 26, 2020
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Wow, and to think I shot a 69 again tonight!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 26, 2020
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Wtf?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 26, 2020
  5. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    What's your home course mate?
     
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    LiamO, Jun 27, 2020
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I bet she has done a few 69’s as well.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jun 27, 2020
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Wallsend. Five minutes from where I live. I played Oakleaf in Newton Aycliffe today, poor greens ffs.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 27, 2020
  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Wet oot there today.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 27, 2020
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Shot 71 at my club this evening, beaten by one shot by my playing partner though.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 31, 2020
  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Are the Police after you? Not wise making admissions like that on a public forum.


    Errr... say your account was hacked by an evil older brother who was always cheating and was just trying to throw the Police off the scent. <cheers>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Jul 31, 2020
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> An evil older brother who cheats...summarised perfectly <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 1, 2020
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  12. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    I've always said that he was evil and a..........Cheat <laugh>
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Talking of cheats, I played barber the other day. Despite giving him 25 shots, and despite his constant cheating and bad golfing etiquette, I thrashed him <laugh>
     
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  14. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    I don't think he played a sub-100 round against me. Not that I was much better mind. Nothing wrong with Cheating as long as he's happy. Etiquette. <laugh>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I shouted 'kippers' when he was about to swing. It totally threw him, he whinged for the next 17 holes <laugh>
     
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    strange tan lines on her sweet titties.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Get in her hole!
     
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  18. Ghostinthehouse

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    <laugh> try Banzai next time, that was his war cry when he played rugby.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I will do, he thinks nowt of shouting out aloud if I hit a bad shot. Payback is always nice.
     
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  20. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You must have been zooming in to spot that.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 3, 2020
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