The Saudi’s have f*cked the mags off and it’s the hottest day of the year tomorrow. Alexa, get the #CANS out
Great thread this. The jokes seem funnier tonight for some reason..... Ive not stopped laughing all night.
NEWSFLASH Saudi Arabian UK Ambassador reveals reason for Saudi Public Investment Fund pulling out of Newcastle United takeover. "We showed Prince Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud a picture of a shirtless Newcastle United fan. He remarked that it looked like a pig carcass."
A drunk staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the confession box and said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the drunk remained silent. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. "It's no use knocking, mate" said the drunk. "There's no paper in this one either!"
My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face. He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.