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    Start my new job at the glue factory tomorrow......just hope I can stick it out.
     
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    My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face.

    He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.
     
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    My neighbour was fired after asking a customer, ‘Smoking or non-smoking’?

    The correct phrase is ‘cremation or burial’.
     
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