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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    underneath fishnet stockings and
     
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    Corbyn's preference, which is
     
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    to be a first
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

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    Class rower at Oxford
     
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  5. azzuriswan

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    although there is no
     
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    chance of him ever
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jul 26, 2020
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    getting any wetter than
     
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  8. azzuriswan

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    anyone who doesn’t attempt
     
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    a triple forward somersault
     
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    followed by the splits
     
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  11. azzuriswan

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    on a trampoline but
     
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    if he tickles Dianne's
     
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    feelings he will have
     
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    Mad Cows Disease which
     
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    Maggie Thatcher contracted before
     
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    could give him some
     
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    relief from those at
     
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    The White House who
     
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    panicked because someone left
     
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