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Flat Earth and Other Theories

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh

    that puts a different slant on it.
     
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    Thanks mate. Bit worrying then.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Any of the Spurs lads know ?
     
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    Someone might do, but I don't really know the Spurs lads, apart from the ones that frequent here.

    Depends if anyone has ever got him tickets for a game at any point, if they have, then they might have a mobi for him.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I've been doing a bit of reading up as I just couldn't understand how flat earthers can explain so many natural phenoma.

    This is fcking brilliant <laugh>

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    That dark ring around the outside is the whole of antartica holding the oceans in!!
     
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    Yep, it's off scale from most of their maps though. The white bit in the middle is the arctic and should be bigger to account for the very long days in summer.
    In theory it explains why a compass always points the right way :grin:

    They have an answer for everything <yikes>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    In this model the north pole is at the centre and the equator an equidistant from the north pole to the wall of ice on the edge.

    "The sun moves in circles around the North Pole. When it is over your head, it's day. When it's not, it's night. The light of the sun is confined to a limited area, and its light acts like a spotlight upon the Earth."
     
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    No mate it's not bigger. I've got that covered hold on...
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    from nsis to a spin dryer, just sums this place up....

    i'm more interested in the well being off nsis, that a ****ing theory by the loons like haig..
     
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    Welcome to the world where 'alternative' facts are afforded equal confirmation.

    mental innit.
     
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    The sun in this model is apparently 30 miles wide <laugh> and only 3000 miles away (what is that, the equivalent from here to Dubai?) <laugh>

    The diameter of these sun-circles governs the seasons. According to one popular theory, the sun circles closest to the North Pole in June, then spends the next six months spiraling slowly outward toward the ice wall at the edge of the world. In December, the sun reverses course and spirals back inward again.During the spring and autumn equinoxes, the sun circles in a perfect loop around the equator, casting light on half of the disc world at any given time. Voila: seasons!
     
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    I forgot the spiral orbit <laugh> <doh>

    Long time since i read it :grin:
     
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    He isnt a flat earther is he ?
     
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    NSIS has lived in spain for all the time i've known him on here, so it seems doubtful tbh
     
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    Is the Sun and the moon flat then ?
     
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    Well duh, why do you think we never see the "dark side" of the moon <doh>









    <laugh>
     
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    How thick is the flat earth ?
     
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    Good question, is it a wafer or a column?


    Only the turtle knows :bandit:
     
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    I think so. Oh and the stars are like glimmering stones that just happen to circle above our planet <laugh>

    It's so fcking bonkers with a straight face I love it!
     
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