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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    @Toby Nows your chance to break your virginity

    Wash first <ok>
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    There's a very fine line between fishing and standing by the sea looking ******ed iirc.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Do you know what homicidal means?
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I would just tag along and get a swally next to the river
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    well played, sir
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don't go near the fishing spots in Norfolk at weekends as the jam rolls turn it into a campsite with tents, barbecues, music and drinking. And the odd fishing rod to catch their dinner.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 17, 2020
  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You can do kill a few right wing honkies, while you scream out wog lives matter
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Nah man he's up and down the river chasing fish, it's actually very skillful salmon fishing
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 17, 2020
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    What?
     
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    Told the story previously but when cycling along the canal , saw a guy fishing ... with a clothes pole dangling in water and sitting next to a massive bag of cans ...
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> I went a cycle up to balloch the other week and there was boys next to the canal at maryhill swallying at 8:30 in the morning. Taps aff already steamboats
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 17, 2020
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    Same here , cycling to balloch Saturday and guy was walking his dog at Clydebank, next to the chip boat , drinking K cider at 930 ... blootered
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Mon the Jakies
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He can walk 100 miles but can’t kneel for are Queen?
     
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    Worse sword fight ever
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    *Wurst
     
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    Reminds me of this
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of zis:
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 17, 2020
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