A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers that the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say '99' " The man obeys and says "99" The doctor says, "Great, now turn over on your left side and again, while repeating the check, take a deep breath and say '99" Again, the man says '99' The doctor said "Very good, now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand, I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say '99' The man begins "One ... Two ...Three"
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One day the US President was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out. After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you." The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!" "I'll personally hand it to you," said the President. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said. "I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy. "I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!" "No, but I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning."