During a BLM march, last night, the police threw packets of mints at protestors ... ... BLM have accused them of using strong arm tictacs
"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink," I said to a bloke at the bar. "Really?" he replied. "So what can you tell about me?" "You're a c*nt," I said. "What makes you say that?" he asked. I said, "That's my beer you're drinking!"
I walked into the Station Hotel, Mexborough, before our 'Gabbiadini' promotion match at Rotherham. I had on dark sunglasses and carried a white stick. I tapped my way to the bar, asked for 3 pints and, as the first was poured, picked up the pint of a local and drunk it down in one go ... ... the whole place went silent. The landlord shrugged and replaced the lads pint, I drunk that as well ... ... it all ended with us fighting our way out and jumping on a train to somewhere leaving the platform. Crazy days that may never be repeated, brilliant though.
Anyone hear about Mike Atherton getting done hook line and sinker on the cricket commentary yesterday? He read a text out from a Hugh Jardon of Cockermouth.. The rest of the commentary team struggled to cope after that..
