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Death by cop

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, May 27, 2020.

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  1. DMD

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    Apparently, the largest market for scotch souvenirs, like Nessies and toy haggis, are the scotch people.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Nope but I think it ends with "gogogoch". I'm probably completely wrong though. I usually am.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 9, 2020
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    One of us needs to get some new material
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 9, 2020
  5. DMD

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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    do they note down the nationality of everyone who buys a souvenir?
     
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  7. DMD

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    FFS, I've only just made the fact up, I've not got around to inventing the details yet.
     
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    DMD, Jul 9, 2020
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    ^^^ Wishes he was Welsh.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I'm part welsh
    Also part English
    (And Irish but I don’t mention that)
     
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    I’m part Swiss and must have a bit of negro as my favourite foods are:
    Curry goat
    Jerk chicken
    Crispy fried chicken
    Wattymelon
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, there are tracking devices in them.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You sound more Creole than Negro
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2020
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    What's the difference between an egg and a ****? Got this one from a Christmas Cracker.
     
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    You "kid" Shirley?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't get it :huh:
     
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  16. DMD

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    You can't marmalade your cock up a birds arse?
     
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    You can’t beat a ****.
     
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    The babies mum died in the blaze , she should have jumped and hoped to just break her legs .

    Pretty sad
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 9, 2020
  19. pud

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    Not even the Welsh

    I was in a fast food place in that town and asked the girl behind counter to say the name of where we were slowly as I wanted to get the pronunciation...

    She said , very slowly
    “Buuuuuuurrrrrrggggeeeeerrrrrrr Kkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnggggg”
     
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    ****!! Spoiling my joke. You'll pay for this, mark my words!
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 9, 2020
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