On the way to play a match in Hackney Marshes early Sunday morning in a beamer and get pulled over by the cops,he said "you're either drug dealers or on the way to play football",true story. BTW we were all white.
"Shocking images coming in of a Black male seen running off with a white baby" A picture is only half the story. What a thoroughly nice chap and such a decent thing to do. Well done sir.
Did he spike the baby, so it span rapidly on it's head, for a bit, while doing a funny touchdown dance.
Old primary school joke : would you like a BMW? yes hahaha you’d like a black mans willie ! Laughter all round ...
Or when you tell them your name and the ask 'can you spell that?' leaving them wide open to the obvious "Oh yes, I can spell some really long words too"