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Things you’d rather do than watch ‘Brucies Mags’

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Bash my bollocks with bricks dipped in glass encrusted resin.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lick dog piss of a nettle bush.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Read Trev’s posts
     
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    Watch my missus paint her nails and that’s ****ing boring.
     
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    pray for the takeover
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    Watch Sunderland Til I Die.

    We're so horrific I can honestly say I'd rather watch that.
     
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    Change the thread to "Ashley's mags" and my answer is "absolutely ****ing anything".

    Can't blame Bruce for this.
     
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    Having also suffered a 5-0 defeat at Leicester earlier in the season, Newcastle have lost by at least five goals on more than one occasion in the same Premier League season for the very first time.


    if he gets credit when it goes well he's gets criticised when it doesn't imo
     
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    Don't get me wrong, Bruce is beyond useless, but without a takeover of ANY description, nothing will change or improve.
     
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    Yep McClarens Mags, Kinnears Mags, Pardews Mags or Carvers Mags were hardly any better...

    Bruce is just the puppet, Ashley pulls the strings.
     
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    I agree and I have a feeling it will fail, max will be sold and they'll buy some riviere / Cabella turd for half the takings before a season where the true fruits of Bruces ability shine through
     
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    Bruce has already said its (inexplicably) free signings only this Summer. Max will almost certainly be sold, and we'll make all of these ****ing horrendous loanees permanent. Then as you say, Nickson will find another Joelinton "gem" and we'll be relegated. Meanwhile everyone's scratching their head wondering "what DID happen to that Staveley woman?"
     
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    joelinton <doh> I've tried to hold back on this in the hope he might come good, but he's dreadful .. 40 million ffs.. rondon for 16 even at 30 was value
     
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    The prospect of Ashley, Charnley, Barnes and Bruce lording over us next season like some sort of sh*t version of the four horsemen of the apocalypse fills me with dread if I'm honest.
     
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    Cut the fukin grass
     
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    I’d rather get a big round of drinks in at the Earl.
     
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    21A91799-C2B4-4C82-93D7-05E0F4545E69.gif
     
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    Fixed

    <cheers>
     
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    I'd rather watch every match this season on repeat than read another thread from Chippy.

    Am I doing this right?
     
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