What time tomorrow should I start my match day routine? - normally it begins at noon for a 6 pm kick off or 2 pm for a 7:45 pm kick off. It is important to know the correct kick off time because my routine follows a very strict, well practiced and unwavering protocol. Assuming a 6 pm start, it is as follows: Noon: Slight almost imperceptible body shake with continued friendly banter to all and sundry. 1 pm: Noticeable body twitching, facial countenance becoming moderately tense, discussion topics becoming morose in their content. 2 pm: Shaking like a lily leaf now with composure rapidly disappearing and verbal communication reduced to false bonhomie and increasingly progressive irritability. 3 pm: Copious imbibing of beer with no limit to volume consumed, and a complementary loss of all normal speech patterns. 4 pm: Complete clouding of mental faculties fueled by large volumes of Scotch, Irish & American whiskies, with linguistic skills reduced to audible gibberish. 5 pm: Alcohol-induced paranoia now reaching its apex and communication adroitness limited to table thumping and vomiting with repetitive regularity. 6 pm: Complete Blackout. As you clearly see, beginning the routine at noon, should the game not begin until 7:45 pm, means an 11 am awakening the following day. This will force me to prematurely experience an almighty hangover and to access last night's result two hours earlier than expected...only acceptable if we have won. If we have not won and especially if we have lost, I will then have two extra hours to curse Terry, Ehab, the players, two hours extended to my inevitable miserable depression and two extra hours of solpadeine tablets and pain ridden gut wrenching; this is a lot worse that waking up months early in the wrong galaxy... you had it easy Segourney and the outlook that awaits me as a Hull City fan is a lot worse than an encounter with a double-jawed saliva drooling alien. So, my question again folks is ....................................................what is the official kick off time?
Brizzle start at 6 for 90 minutes, we start at 7.45 for 90 minutes - should be a high scoring game but we'll still **** it up
Big chance to climb the table tonight,Bristol City have flopped in their last 4 games.Let's get at them from the off and do them 2-0.
Feeling strangely optimistic for this one.. must have banged me head during the night ! We won't keep a clean sheet .. FACT .. we will score .. FACT .. so all in all points to 0-0 then ! I do fancy us to get at least a point though .. fingers crossed
I'm watching the live stream now. The commentator said they've just blown the final whistle. Is this still the only way to watch the Bristol match live?
weirdly - this might work in our favour. We can’t sit back & play for a draw tonight. we now know that we have to go for it