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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    My wife is working late at the hospital tonight so, just before she is due home, I'm going to run a hot bath with her favourite bath salts, light perfumed candles around the rim, and have a nice bottle of champagne chilled and ready. Then I'm going to enjoy a long soak while she cooks my dinner.
     
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    Not only would the toilet not flush, but it seems I am now banned from B&Q. For life!
     
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    trying to bend the checkout lass ower the counter again mate, you'll have to learn to bottle it till you get home............<laugh>
     
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    Flush off <laugh>
     
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    don't call him nobby for nowt..........:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Anyone know if hearing aid shops are allowed to re-open? I've not heard f*ck all yet!
     
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    Anyone who has an Alexa, ask it to say
    "Boris Johnson carrot one hundred in Welsh".


    ;)
     
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    Would I get away with asking this at work?
     
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    The sex on my wedding night was the best ever.

    I often wonder what happened to that barmaid.
     
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    I
    I had my nose broken walking into a bar ...

    ... It was an iron bar.
     
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    Yes.
     
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