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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 6, 2020.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hiag v skiprat...


    Hiag every day, he's just sit on the runt and choke him out ala Floyd stylee



    Brb v Tobes..

    A long boring battle, in the end Tobes would bloke a puff of smoke from his pipe towards brb, and in hid dying breath @brb would say, **** you, you're banned


    Piskie v Rock...

    After a 17 day stare out, the rock crumbles.




    Bobby v Spurscock

    No contest really...The Al Queda fled one they heard the covid mother ****as were coming.




    Tel v Libby..

    Well, if you wish, you can say how this pans out.


    As i'm off to bed<laugh>

    and this is the most pointless thread ever<badger>
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The ****?
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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  4. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Hahaha Bobby and myself

    99% sure we would end up in a strip joint snorting cocaine off hookers tits before the night is out.
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    only way to settle a difference of opinion ....



    until later when the argument starts again over who picks up and pays the bill.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  11. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I better be invited.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    You’d be paying.
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I had the misfortune of picking up a £3K drinks bill in a strip club - having entertained a piss head and completely mad scotsman who was a working for a Pension Fund client.
    I put the bill on the firms Credit Card - they were not happy to say the least, and doubted we could drink that much !

    The shenanigans after the strip club were paid in cash so couldn’t claim back for, so came out of my pocket - worth it for the adventure.

    ahh the 1980s - what a great time for excessive behaviour
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Nothing has really changed imo mate. If anything it’s now worse, as beak is everywhere.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ve racked up some huge bills in Vegas at various bars. Sitting laughing at the tab you’ve found in your wallet while shovelling fillet steak down for breakfast <laugh>
     
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    Hahaha, quality.
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    As they say

    What happens in Vegas ..
     
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    .........appears on the credit card bill.

    I’ve known a few blokes take extra special interest in the precise time of the arrival of the postie in the weeks after a trip to Vegas or Prague.
     
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  19. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I can relate to that, I was caught out by an ex girlfriend who saw on my credit card bill a charge for Intercontinental Park Lane hotel - I told her that me and my best mate stayed there after a big win at the casino.
    My problem was that the Bitch had already asked him where it was and he said “dunno never been there” - it was the beginning of the end of our relationship really.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs found messages from a Czech stripper on my phone after my stag <laugh>
     
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