My wife wants to divorce me on the grounds of impotence. But I said it wouldn’t stand up in court.....
My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Be intresting to see what the EFL do about it, that's a 12pt deduction according to the rules which probably means league 1 football coming up
And so it starts.................. Was looking at the Championship fixtures to come and Wigan have at least 3 teams in the bottom half dozen to play before end of season. They must pretty much all fancy their chances now against them on top of the 12 point deduction. Somebody has got a lucky reprieve this season haven't they.
I feel like I'm on the way to kicking my obsession with forestry, but my psychiatrist says I'm not out of the woods yet.
Buckingham Palace have advertised for a gas engineer who can also walk the dogs... Must be corgi registered.
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things that have happened this week and have a great weekend and stay safe