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Discussion in 'Wycombe' started by Guywanderer, Mar 15, 2020.

  1. sensiblegreeny

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    Turn your music up as loud as it will go, wait till she has gone into the house then tell her to FECK OFF!!!

    Works for me and I don't get any back chat either. Spent my morning having to do jobs. I got up thinking I had a "couple of things to do" but apparently I had a load of bleddy things to do. Then Bother and Sister in law came over to share our garden this afternoon so spent that time having a bottle of beer or three. He has to drive so I had a couple for him which only seemed fair. It was bleedin hot sat out there. Not a lot of shade in my garden. My next door neighbour offered to lend me an umbrella. Daft pillock didn't even know it wasn't raining. He is Cornish though.
     
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    Morning all a hot day expected today stay safe
     
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    Wife went to see a friend of her's today. I did nothing........................
     
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  5. Guywanderer

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    Morning all another hot day today stay
     
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    I don't think i've ever sweated so much in my life as i have done today <yikes> I love sunbathing but i only lasted an hour it was that hot here in Somerset, still i managed to chuck back a few large gins so i got my priorities right. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Been out in the garden since 4 this morning been a fantastic sunny day just went indoors put the news on now I'm ****ing fuming ,twats at Bournemouth beach no self distancing fighting and behaving like morons,this after yet more morons in Brixton last night acting like kunts .well done to all the ****in idiots who are gonna put us all back on lockdown. <doh>:emoticon-0172-mooni:headbang::emoticon-0121-angry<yikes>
     
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    Unbearably hot today (35°) but early evening we had a shower to clear the air. Tonight we had some thunder and lightning but that soon disappeared, and it's just lovely and warm and fresh :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    I don't know if you know Plymouth at all but the favoured drinking area these days is the Barbican. That's the old part of the city. Last night without any of the many pubs being open down there they had a whole load of young people out in the sun with their carry outs. Police eventually turned up in force as the ones there could not have done much about any of it on their own. Drink, drugs and a whole load of pissing in people's doorways as the public toilets are not open. It's a relatively small area so 500 people on the streets makes a big crowd. Inevitably fights with the Police started and it turned ugly. I think this is a sign of things to come and once the bars open and it is a decent evenings weather then I think I might just stay in.
     
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    I met a transvestite in Manchester.

    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    What do you reckon the chances of keeping people apart in Liverpool tonight is? That's another 10.000 track suit sales in 16 years time.

    Have to say it was only a matter of when not who.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Not a lot
     
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    Morning all is the world coming to an end so many idiots in the world but at least they are trying to thin their numbers down I wish them good luck with that task and the rest of us can just avoid them and stay safe
     
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    Idiots the lot of them,I just got my latest letter from the government telling me by August after all my efforts of shielding I will be able to have my family allowed inside my house and I will be able to go inside shops again, well one place I certainly wont be going is the pub,the last few weeks have shown me that certain members of the public are ruining it for everyone else ,as I am still at high risk my back garden will do me fine and family bbqs will be safe for me <cheers>. Keep safe everyone and enjoy the sunshine while we can
     
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    It's chaos down my way, somebody on the radio hit the nail on the head, with all these people furloughed, kids not at school, no foreign holidays, & it's outside the goverment says it safer outside. On our local news some idiot drove down to Bournemouth from Peterborough why
     
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    Breaking News: Irish swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July, due to social distancing there will be no water in lanes 1,3 and 5
     
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    Beggars belief mate
     
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    <laugh>:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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