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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I thought that would have been for the carpet?
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Really? I thought the rug was the clue, cos it pulls the whole room together.
    The bowling ball thing is a magic 8 ball, so it's either Zathura or Shazam
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    i thought the rug was that film
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Snap
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I think we’ve named 48 out of 25
     
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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper and fran-MLs little camera like this.

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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I just heard a knock on my door and opened it to see a little fella about 3 feet 3 inches tall standing there.

    Who are you? I said..

    'I'm the metre man'
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    That’s so bad , it’s brilliant <laugh>
     
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  9. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Don't get me started on stealing clothes off washing lines.
    Been there, done it, got the t-shirt.
     
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    Why are Tour de France winners given a yellow jersey?
    It’s to remind them what colour their urine should be.
     
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    I've got you pegged
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I am usually hung out to dry.
     
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Whilst we seem to be doing bad joked

    What's the fastest fish in the world?

    A motorpike
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    well we are now :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Well I haven't given you any grief for a while so it was a bit over due <laugh>
     
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    NEWSFLASH.

    A Cadburys lorry and a Lego truck have collided on the M1

    Police say the road is choc a bloc.
     
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    0D038FAB-5D77-4F5A-BE28-DD13705F91A3.jpeg
     
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    RIP.....I always remember her bad singing.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    There was a knock on my door yesterday and a tortoise was on my doorstep. So I picked it up and put it at the end of my garden. A few hours later there was a knock on my door so I answered it and the tortoise said What did you do that for?
     
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