I had a message from a so called mate who said he fancied a fortnight off work so was claiming 'symptoms'. When I called him a sponger he tapped his App and said we'd been in contact so I'd have to self isolate or risk a fine. In revenge I tapped my App and said I'd been in contact with his lass so he'll now be stuck in the house with that sour faced bitch for two weeks ... ... Coronavengeance
Is it morally wrong to be watching a pretty nurse on Newsnight, agonising about Covid deaths on her ward, mute the sound and toss yersel off ... ... asking for a friend.
We should ban Johnny Cash' 'Ring of Fire' in case it offends people with piles. People with piles matter
He's in trouble. 'A Boy named Sue' is already on the LGBT hitlist ... they're not sure why but any target is a good target.
My mate was crying earlier and asked me to console him . . . . so I smacked him on the head with my Xbox