1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Wokeness

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 20, 2020.

  1. Wuffler

    Wuffler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2020
    Messages:
    338
    Likes Received:
    465
    Spwokeness?... :bandit:
     
    #21
  2. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2011
    Messages:
    6,734
    Likes Received:
    2,949
    You mean, old socially conservative people like Albert <laugh>
    People who are against change, basically most of the posters on here.
    However, as a contradiction, you only have to look at Brexit, where those people voted for change, surely against their socially conservative roots.
     
    #22
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,486
    Likes Received:
    37,940
    Woke basically means virtue signalling tree hugging lefty dungaree or cord wearing placard holding beeler.
     
    #23
  4. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    4,517
    Likes Received:
    1,162
    There isn't anything wrong in being older or socially conservative. One of the reasons they act aggressively towards woken people is probably that they think that they are being criticised for being out of step, which of course they sometimes are. It can get to be a tedious slanging match between the young and indignant and the old and grumpy.
     
    #24
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,486
    Likes Received:
    37,940
    we should euthanise everyone over 80 and genetically breed out the communists or cord lovers.
     
    #25
    LiamO likes this.
  6. Tasty Magpie

    Tasty Magpie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2012
    Messages:
    4,701
    Likes Received:
    2,613
    <laugh>
     
    #26
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    17,461
    Likes Received:
    9,017
    And bearded as well. Especially the females.
     
    #27
    Heed and Albert's Chip Shop like this.
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,486
    Likes Received:
    37,940
    yep. And the women have hairy armpits.
     
    #28
    Dorty Dogbreath likes this.
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,486
    Likes Received:
    37,940
    mans they are probably vegans too :angel:
     
    #29
  10. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,554
    Likes Received:
    3,103
    I regularly Goose-Step around the house while shouting "Don't mention the war and Make America Great Again", just to wind my teenage daughter up.

    I find it ****ing hilarious,as does my little lad.

    My daughter doesn't!<laugh>

    Which makes it even funnier<cracker>

    Bad father???
     
    #30

  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    28,025
    Likes Received:
    22,956
    Had a friend at University years back who at about 2.30am one Saturday morning rather sagely (especially after to many drinks to remember) declared “never trust a Nation that goose steps “. Always thought that was good advice.

    Edit: Good parenting in my view. If you can’t laugh at what is important then here’s no point in laughing at anything else.
     
    #31
    GeordieHalfbreed likes this.
  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    17,461
    Likes Received:
    9,017
    I mean, old bastards, what the hell would they know, right?
     
    #32
    Warmir Pouchov, Diego and Heed like this.
  13. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2011
    Messages:
    6,734
    Likes Received:
    2,949
    There can be hope for you yet, if you would listen to your elders.

    Ditch the car, embrace change, join Extinction Rebellion, buy the Guardian, give out some positive love to the mackems, just for starters.

    You'll feel better for it, look back in time, and remembèr today as being pivotal.

    All thanks to me. <ok>
     
    #33
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,486
    Likes Received:
    37,940
    nowt wrong with a bit of a lads car mate.
    :)
     
    #34
  15. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    15,700
    Likes Received:
    18,416
    Think my kids are embarrassed about what I do for a living so they now tell their mates I am a drug dealer instead.

    I tell them just to say that the earth is full of hydrocarbons that will eventually leak out and pollute the atmosphere. My job is to find them quickly so that we can send them off to China to be safely destroyed in special disposal units they have there called power stations.
     
    #35
    Warmir Pouchov and LiamO like this.

Share This Page