Match Day Thread Hull City v Charlton

Yeah, you're right.


He'll score 40.

 

You seem to know as much about football as your manager does.

 

You seem to be unable to get sarcasm.

Bamford's ****ing ****. How he plays over Augustin, and prior to him, Nketiah, confounds me.

 

The League table doesn't lie and you're there on merit.Our Club has been run into the ground by owners who couldn't care less!!

 

**** me. I've missed this early Satdee evening malaise.

And not in a good way.


Snapping at the Missus and the dog for reasons neither of them understand or care about. (Well the dog might care but the wife certainly doesn't).

Trying to dull my misery with the incomparable Lisa Tarbuck and a selection of craft gins. (If you change gin every glass you're sampling not drowning your sorrows or being a pisshead. OK?).

So here's my analysis.

(I'm not even giggling because analysis starts with anal.

And I usual do).


We was bab.

Utter Bab.



****.

Bum chocolate.



Kala lala.




**** McCann.

**** Ehab.

**** the starting XI.

**** the ****ing subs.



And **** the ****ing lot of you ****ers.





Three months of reasonable Satdee evenings and I'm back to square ****ing one.








Kuntz.

 

Tbh neither do you if you think that was a serious reply

Augustin hasn't been fit since he got here, now talk is he's the one that had the CV , that's why he's training alone and won't play in at least the next 2 games

 

We had that with Bates, it fecking hurts and there's little or nothing you can do about it, especially when he's telling you, stop coming and I'll close it down.

 

I look forward to the away fan chants of "Premier League, and you ****ed it up...." next season as we continue our slide down the EFL.

 

Yes, i was 'there' and remember! But for bringing Ashbee and Elliot to our club we should be forever grateful. **** man manager but as said, made a massive positive impact from his short time as our manager.

 

They should be singing welcome home to you lot, back where you belong, league 1 and 2 is your home.

 

I'm guessing it's a bit quiet on the Leeds board, a lot of fishing going on.

 

If they lose tomorrow it will be nice an quiet again

 

Fook off back to your own board

 

You laid that on with a trowel, Marra.

No need.


We'd have got it.



You're statistically wrong by the way.

We've spent more time in the second tier than any other division.

In fact we are pretty **** hot at the Championship (or it's equivalent).


Not this year obvs.

We're bab this year.


Anyway, back to your post. We'd have got your slight, regardless of you akwardly shoveling it on like you were feeding the business end of the ****ing Flying Scotsman.



'Cos we're intelligent.


So, good luck in your 'natural' home next season.


The top flight eh?

Back where you belong.

Amongst the elite.



Where things invariably go tits up for you.


And so it goes...


See you in a couple of years.

 

I notice that they didn't publish the attendance. Ehab will probably say its 10,000.

 

Nah, tomorrow is a free hit after the results today.

 

I wouldn't risk calling any of your games free hits until you've confirmed promotion. Even if we were in your position I'd still expect us to bottle it. Christ, if we were in Liverpool's position I would still expect us to choke.

Though Brentford have done you a huge favour today. You win tomorrow, I think you'll be able to get away with not winning again and still get promoted.

 

You're even **** at posting took you 2 goes

 

I've got visions of even lower and I'm a positive optimist under normal circumstances.