If there was a **** competition you would come second That's because your a please log in to view this image
WWII bird - **** me! Saw her the other day. She'd still get it.... Ahhh, the **** is here. I now feel whole again. Or is that hole?
Ginge, i would come second cos i got staying power. I would make you come first bitch......<spunk> Smiff i feel so close to you that i can smell your colon...i feel a rant......
Flibble - NSFW (That's the password) section. Not at work though you ****! And I hope your swear filters off... ****S!
That reminds me of that joke? Two guys struggling through the desert no water and starting to die one turns to the other and say's "if fall before you turn me on my belly so the buzzards can't peck out my eyes" Lo and behold one day later he goes down and his mate turns him over. 6 hours later the sun is so hot the last guy sheds all his cloths and eventually falls down but somehow manages to get on his stomach. As he lies there helpless waiting for death an Arab comes by on a camel and see's the guy butt naked face down in the sand and gets off the camel and starts to roger his arse! "Go on, peck all you like but you ain't having my eyes
