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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    In a controversial move, streaming services will now edit all of the racial jokes from Mel Brooks classic "Blazing Saddles."
    The newly re-edited film will air on Saturday evening from 8:00pm to 8:07 pm.....
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    Eric Morecambe statue to be removed, 'cos it reminds people about a period in history when you were allowed to laugh....
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    The statues fight back
     
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    An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

    The doorman stops them and says sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.
     
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    The mother in law came for Sunday dinner, and while sitting at the table she moaned, "Why is the dog sitting here on the floor staring at me?" I replied, "You're using his plate!"
     
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    I was walking by the canal in Birmingham and saw a guy fishing. No, not a bite today he replied when I asked him if he'd caught anything. I went on my way , and saw that he was still there when I returned. Alroit mate, I said , any luck yet? Just a whale he said. A whale ! I exclaimed - in the Birmingham canal ? -was it a sperm whale, a blue whale or a hump back? No, it was only a boycycle whale, he said disappointedly
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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    I was in the car the other day with the Missus when she said to me "I'm sure that the people in the car next to us are Welsh"

    What makes you think that, I said. "Well, because the kids in the back have written 'stit ruoy su wohs' on the window !
     
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    Beyonce has just found out that Roy Castle is her birth father...

    Apparently she is not keen to use his surname :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    It always made me laugh that Lesley-Anne Down's parents should call her brother Black Hawk <doh>

    https://images.app.goo.gl/4dE9BdLga9Pen38V7
     

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