Arguments.

So Mrs luv not speaking to me other than to call me a ****.

How often do you argue with the wife/girlfriend and are there any memorable moments?

 

Women who give you the silent treatment do my nut in. The first Mrs Tobes was World Class at this particular discipline, her record was 2 weeks, pure dedication that.

 

I'll start, this is with my ex. We argued like always can't remember what about but I left her in the pub and ****ed off home.
Early hours I hear her stumble in, left it a bit and went downstairs and she was passed out on the kitchen floor and had pissed herself. I pissed on her as well and went to bed.
Think I've posted this before but best argument ever.

 

That sounds great but I know what you mean hard to ignore it.

 

FFS!

 

And yes you have told that before. What you done to upset Mrs luv this time round?

 

My way out of that one is normally: "Well I'm going out on the lash all weekend then unless there's an objection..."

 

She was hording stuff in the garage that I'm trying to clear out and refused to bin it so I called her a stupid bitch.

 

Seems pretty tame. Should take it up a notch and tell her god isn't real or something.

 

WALES!

 

She wants me to walk the Santiago de Compostela, telling her God doesn't exist might be a way out of it.

 

It was in England and she was English.

 

Tbf her silent treatment routine was usually triggered by exactly that to start with, so it took that one off the table, & she’d have still not broken anyway, but I’d have come back to my gear on the lawn.

 

This is why I prefer the single life. Women are ****ing lunatics and I'm a selfish ****. Not a good mix.

 

#racist

 

If it's Nescafé it'll improve the flavour though.

 

See it's women who are the wrong uns. I'm watching a film in the back room tonight which will piss her off even more.

 

Does Mrs Luv know about the pissing on an ex story?

If not then now seems the opportune moment.

 

Yeah she knows. **** knows why I told her that story.