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Colo concerns me sometimes

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Sep 27, 2011.

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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I think our captain is enjoying his men a little too much lately.
     
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    Chappaz, Sep 27, 2011
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He likes the word men! He's just carried on where Barton and Nolan left off. I must admit they made me feel slightly queasy at times when banging on and on about how great the team spirit was, how much they loved each other, and enjoyed each others success. There must be something in it though cause the England cricket team use the same phrases and they're doing ok!

    He can be as quasi gay as he likes for me if he keeps us up the right end of the table.
     
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  3. Colly NUFC

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    Can you blame him? Have you seen Cabaye just wearing a towel?
     
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  4. skalpel

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    He's spent too long on one of your threads Chappaz.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Good men, eh?

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    overseasTOON, Sep 27, 2011
  6. The Secret Ingredient

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    bet he wishes he never hired AH as a English teacher/interpretor when he first arrived
     
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  7. TJR_NUFC

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    He's just teasing AH..<whistle>
     
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  8. Munstertoon

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    Nothing wrong with a bit of bromance.
     
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    You know how there's the concept of a "Band of Brothers" where people fighting in war alongside people they consider their brothers will go to extreme lengths to ensure their mates survival?

    I think it was Alexandra who had a similar idea except that rather then brothers, if his soilders were fighting alongside their lovers they'd do even more.

    Personally, I'm not worried if there's massive gay orgies going on after matches.
     
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  10. Colly NUFC

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  11. Cal.

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    Maybe Pardew's plan was to build a squad of stunning men so that they'd all be distracted with the sheer beauty of their colleagues whilst Pardew is working his way through their wives...
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Hes allowed to as hes Colo and with that perm almost passes for a creme de la freme anyhoo. Can you imagine in the bath afterwards, cabaye, colo, santon simpson in one bath.... the sexy bath and krul, obertan, tiote and ba in the other.... the ugly bath.

    Have I said to much and now your questioning my sexuality... well ask yourself this... if you would turn down cabaye then your obviously a lesbian.
     
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  13. Geordie Gashead

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    No <cry>
     
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  14. Flying Dutchman

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    I bet Pardew likes peeping through the bathroom keyholes :tongue:

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  15. KingoStarr

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    Colo cant be gay, he has had it on with many peoples wives !
     
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  16. Cal.

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    But if Pardew can distract him with Cabaye and co, then the wives are all his.
     
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  17. KingoStarr

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    True but how many Geordies want to offer their wife to Alan Pardew, <doh> I forgot he doesn't ask first !
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    With the amount of stunners in there, it's no wonder why.
     
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