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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Jun 8, 2020.

  1. Sucky

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    @brb this the gameplay
     
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    Bruv I will Rob some old bird for the fare to come up there and **** in your breakfast you carry on.

    Where u bin anyways bru?
     
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  3. brb

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    Oi gayboy gameboy stop tagging me this shhite.
     
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    Back at graft, **** has got bare busy. Dunno why I bother I probably made more doing business during furlough than I had the rest of the year on salary.
     
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    I was expecting a reasoned and genuine run down of what you thunk?
     
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    @brb Tel complains about apex cos he's some dead cod player. Can't hack a real man's game nameen famalam. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    I know fook all about gaming mate. My days of Atari space invaders and SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog were about as far as I ever got :bandit:

    But more seriously, I don't have the attention span, so i'd just get irritated and lob the system out the window or more likely just fall a sleep <laugh>
     
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    This means nothing to me :(
     
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    I ain’t played COD for years either.
     
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    I hear ya, I must have 60.plus games, but only ever maybe play 3 at a time, one for chillin that's more relaxed and play at your own pace type game, one hectic shooter/action type, and whatever random one I'm fuking about with.

    Ive so many games I've not completed like red dead 2, gta, I get bored with story games a lot.

    My old man's got a fishing game, makes no fuking sense to me to have a fishing game but he likes fishing and likes the game and he's 63 lol
     
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    Stfu crying and go see my photo edits on the uvver thread
     
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    I was born in 1959 Sucksta ... now I know you're not exactly Pythagoras but ... <laugh>
     
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    I was **** hot at Galaxian ... still had the Uni high score at the time I graduated ... at which point I grew up and put the vestiges of childhood behind me :bandit:
     
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    This one?
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    Theres games just the same now, just more vamped up and good looking. Same rolling screen principle though.

    This is space invader revamp for the xbox one



    Also geometry wars is a brilliant take on those classics, also a beautiful game visually.
    Think space invaders 3d.
     
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    Still remember this <laugh>

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    "By the second or third corner I turned to Luís Figo and said: 'Forget it, mate. You're on your own'." Míchel Salgado starts laughing. Real Madrid's former right-back won't forget that night at Camp Nou in a hurry and nor will anyone else: 23 November 2002 produced arguably the defining image of the Barça–Madrid rivalry. "I used to offer Luís the chance to take the short corner, drawing up close to him near the touchline, but not this time," Salgado explains. "Missiles were raining down from the stands: coins, a knife, a glass whisky bottle. Johnnie Walker, I think. Or J&B. Best to keep away. Short corners? No thanks." <laugh>

    "And then," Salgado says, "I saw it."

    There it was, staring up from the Camp Nou turf: a cochinillo, the severed head of a suckling pig, secreted into the stadium and sent sailing Figo's way. "In the dressing room afterwards, we were laughing about it," Salgado remembers. "A pig's head! How the hell did someone bring a pig's head in? What was going through his mind? It was probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen, but then that's the clásico. I remember telling Beckham: 'You've never seen anything like it.' And he hadn't. It's hostile and bitter, political, territorial. Much, much more than a football match." Especially when Figo was around.

    After the game, the Barcelona director Gabriel Masfurrol accused the Madrid media of making the whole thing up with the help of a cunningly concealed cochinillo in the camera bag, while the presidential adviser José María Minguella argued: "We don't even eat cochinillo in Catalonia." Marca and AS reacted fast, publishing additional pictures and stories from behind the cameras. AS's photographer was "disgusted", Marca's found it "pretty funny" and a week later they interviewed the King of the Cochinillo, a chef from Segovia who described it as "an insult ... to the pig." <laugh>

    That was Figo's third season at Madrid since leaving Barcelona and there was no sign of the hatred or the hurt subsiding. When he had turned up at Camp Nou the first time, the noise was deafening. Banners were hung round the stadium. Traitor. Judas. Scum. Mercenary. Figo came out and reached for his ears, twisting them inwards. It was loud. Thousands of fake 10,000 peseta notes had been printed, emblazoned with his image.
     
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    Love the "an insult ... to the pig." quote
    nice way with words that fella :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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