Tamar tuna signs for welling

He fished for compliments from Powell, but was told to sling his hook.

I've heard that Tuna struggled at Charlton last season, because he was frightened of Matt Fry.

 

I heard it was Frank Nouble, you know...coz he's such a ****ing whale.

 

I wonder if he'll MUSSEL his way straight into the team

 

Nice one Martinho

I'm glad he's signed for Welling anyway, all he needs is his Oyster card to come visit the lads at Sparrow Lane.

 

I'm worried about him joining another club at a young age...will he be able to find the carp ark?

Got to be a scare playing at that level aswell, opposition players chomping at your 'eels

 

Indeed. At that level of football slight, skilful players tend to get battered.

 

Some of his chips are delightful especially when he gets them salted

 

Poor lad - talk about being between Rock and a hard Plaice

 

We shouldn't be carping at him, joining Welling he's going out of the frying pan into the fire. But hopefully Tuna will look back at his Welling career as his salad days.

 

Can he work his way up from the bassment? wait and sea!

 

I can see him being a bit of a RED HERRING at welling, they may have done him up like a KIPPER.

 

Was too much of a goal 'angler

 

Welling - the place that breams are made of

 

Great catch for welling though, heard he almost quit football to become a loan shark!

 

seems welling have more porpoise than charlton .....

 

I hope for his sake the Welling manager isn't called John West...

 

...or sponsored by Youngs!

 

I thought he was a load of crab!

 

These puns about Tuna are getting ridiculous.
Can we stop carping on about him?

 

Cod off!