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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Tobes

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    Maybe because all they’ve done is get the contract and sublet the actual delivery to numerous disparate companies. Who’ve in turn hired anyone they can get hold of on minimum wage, and given them a couple of hours training.
     
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    £90m contract without actually delivering anything yet.

    Great work if you can get it <whistle>
     
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  3. Edelman

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    No:emoticon-0136-giggl, No:emoticon-0145-shake,No:emoticon-0138-think Noo :emoticon-0127-lipss???
    World Beating surely ?
    Boris
    SAID .
    IT
    can't be correct .

    @Oh Saffy to confirm
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    World beating in the same way that our death figures are world beating ?
     
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  5. brb

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    isn't that just exploring your deepest memories that we thought were lost, through out inability to know how to recover them.
     
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    With no tender process and a long list of previous failures.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    sorry, I can't, the govt used their 5g lasers on me, and i've been brain-washed by giant lizard people.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Have you watched Dispatches from last night? ... nobody could watch that and not conclude that Bojob and his numpties are directly responsible for why the UK has the worst death rate in Europe ... forget 2nd wave ... the science suggests that if Bojob had acted when first advised we'd have 13,000 fewer deaths right now ... but who am I kidding, you are not really interested in facts ... just anything that might suggest this crisis is everybody else's fault other than those running the country <doh>
     
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    A pre-requisite for being awarded a lucrative contract from Boris and Co
     
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    It's probably a thread all of its own (I'll post one up one day @Libby lol) But I would describe DMT using an analogy:

    If our usual sensory perceptive experience is like tuning into one radio station, DMT is like being able to turn the tuning dial and listen to all the radio stations at the same time, even the ones you didn't know were there.
     
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  11. brb

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    Basically the same as muscial hallucinations, and they are from your memory, but you never knew they existed.
     
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  12. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Well this man can expect to be sacked in the morning by Sir Keir.


    76FE3A72-D225-416A-900B-ACCDB3DFBFE1.jpeg
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    <cheers>
     
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    Not sure there's anything to see here kiddo ?
    Move along !
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Did someone say DMT :biggrin:


    The spirit molecule <ok>
     
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    Spot on dude .......with dmt it only lasts maybe 10 minutes but seems like you've been gone hours.

    I like Graham hancock speaking about with Joe rogan worth a listen if you got 3 hours spare ..... Everyone I know who has taken it have had very similar experiences and honestly the geometry you see is fking insane for someone like me who's thinker than big Ern to have mathematics like that in my fking head was an incredible experience.

    I think everyone should try it but it doesn't mix well with egos so guess big Ern is gonna have a bad experience but he'd get there in the end, worryingly he probably won't experience it until his death
     
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    Trying to explain the effects of DMT to someone who hasn't taken it is impossible imo.

    Like trying to explain the colour purple to a blind person, or the love of a child to somebody who's not a parent.
     
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    <applause>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sounds a bit dodgy Aber tbh.

    If true though, then there is one reason why it would be worth doing - all our memories are tainted. We remember them different to how they actually occurred. Our subtle prejudices, rose tints especially for special/happy memories. In that sense to be able to see them as they actually were would be worth doing. Imagine a whole lifetime of memories being completely rewritten by reality.
     
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    Only he’s not a cabinet member so he has nothing to sack him from.

    He also didn’t have coronavirus, oh and he’s told the actual truth.
     
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