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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    visit to the toilets
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2020
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    which was not needed
     
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    as good bowel control
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2020
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    wins every time because
     
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    azzuriswan, May 30, 2020
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    the resulting smell isn't
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 31, 2020
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    that bad when one
     
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    doesn't actually follow through
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 1, 2020
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  8. azzuriswan

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    and misses the ball
     
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    azzuriswan, Jun 1, 2020
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  9. UTRs

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    cock automated refill system

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    as supplied by leading
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 1, 2020
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    Condom making company director
     
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    called Johnny Cash who
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 2, 2020
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    sang to his hearts
     
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    content whilst whistling Dixey
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 3, 2020
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    in the foothills of
     
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    azzuriswan, Jun 3, 2020
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    Outer Mongolia, near Rochdale
     
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    dear Rochdale so close
     
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    but so far away
     
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    up there in the
     
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    nether regions of space
     
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