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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Come Sunday, l will be happy.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    That's the main thing !
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Come again?
     
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  4. Eric Le Merde

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    Hey, don't show off, you know that is a sin and it is nearly Sunday. Besides it will make you blind!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There’s no flying solo at Squat Airlines.
     
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    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    I thought Squat Airlines had been grounded?
     
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    I'd heard that the staff there had been furloughed until further notice :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  8. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Is that what he calls it these days, as long as he remembers it can only last until Sept and then it's back to the usual grind.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Years ago, they called it .............

    * Getting the arrse.
    * Getting fired.
    * Getting the bullet.
    * Getting shafted.
    * Getting rammed.
    * Getting ...........................
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All rise for the Reverend!
    We are gathered here today.....

    Where’s the fcukin parishioners?
    Very poor show here today.
     
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    Didn't you see me there Rev Did ?
    I was on my knees most of the time with the communal wine,,,,hic!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes parishioner Woops, l did see you there but those others whose names l won’t mention..... Kiwi, Kit, Eric, Sans, Wherever etc are on notice!
     
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    Cheers !..........how's about a few Hail Marys then ?
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I'm still waiting for the taxi woopsy sent
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks!
    6867A2C8-08DF-4AA4-AB0B-B99CAB4AC1CD.jpeg
     
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    That was weeks ago !! Excuses, excuses <doh>
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    did you send it to pick up wherever first
     
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    Aha, that's where it is, somewhere near York. Hope the meter isn't still running........
     
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    it will be charged to your uber account
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Reverend does not approve of delays and stalling tactics ..... Large donations will be accepted if parishioners are late.
     
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