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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Tel is so gay he eats poached eggs and avacado on sour dough

    Im not quite that gay yet.
     
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    @Suckmyklopp meet @AgentofAlnwick

    Enjoy
     
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  3. E.T. Fairfax

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    Sure someone used to break in and swipe my takeaway menus. Had the knack of leaving the horrible ones.
    Also, scissors and/or sellotape at around xmas time.
     
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  4. Sucky

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  5. haslam

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    The task: Come up with things that are a "slight inconvenience"

    AoA's solution: Anal rape


    Not really sure where the thread goes from here
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I would say downhill but, if you excuse the pun, I think we’ve reached the bottom already.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fuqup you retard, don’t make me come down there an slap the **** outta you. Lil Twink.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Might as well answer the question while I’m here... I’d take the batteries for the stair lift and the fuse from the combi boiler.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    I Aint in the mood for yor **** tel
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My bad homes. Lemme know tho.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Batteries out of the purple dildo
     
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