Sure someone used to break in and swipe my takeaway menus. Had the knack of leaving the horrible ones. Also, scissors and/or sellotape at around xmas time.
The task: Come up with things that are a "slight inconvenience" AoA's solution: Anal rape Not really sure where the thread goes from here
Might as well answer the question while I’m here... I’d take the batteries for the stair lift and the fuse from the combi boiler.