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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by lifecheshirewhite, Feb 25, 2020.

  1. lifecheshirewhite

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    Let me help your vision. I see two heads, one is stergeon known as we Jimmy, the other she is holding up in the air, with a sign saying dumb Jocks on it. She has blood all over her hands. Ow it's not a vision it's just the Jocks daily covid briefing. <whistle>
     
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  2. lifecheshirewhite

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    It's a wig, bald as a coot she is, and has a set of balls in her pants. Only the men are ****s in skirts in Scotland.
     
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Boris hair went wild a long long time ago Wakey
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  4. Whitejock

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    I think your erratic spelling is the equivalent of shaky handwriting - you know, when you're trying to talk about your rather odd peccadillo whilst worshipping at the altar of Onan.
     
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  5. lifecheshirewhite

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    Well I was hoping to continue with the banter, but that's killed it, take your coat off, you won't need it with such dry wit. ;)
     
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    I would love to see her shaved :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  7. lifecheshirewhite

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    You're a sick man Wakey. <yikes>
     
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    Would be rather ironic if she had a full English
     
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    How come only males and females are getting this disease, not one reported case from the other 34 genders.
     
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  10. lifecheshirewhite

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    It's probably trans and homophobic,we already know it's racist, picking on Blacks.
     
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    There's a possibility that Boris the Butcher of Britain may have told the truth on one occasion. Strange, but true ....

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    Politicians don’t tell lies. Have you learned nothing at all. It’s called “spin”
     
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    They have hairdressers and wardrobe assistants, same as the BBC and that other ignorant self centred bitch “Naga”
    They are all fkg hypocrites the lot of them, over paid as well at 250K plus per year.
     
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  14. ristac

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    She’s also having it coloured too, so is Beth Rigby on Sky. They might claim they’re doing it themselves but they’re lying. They are not using off the shelf supermarket products and if they’re using salon professional products then she’d still need someone to put it on.
     
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Ffs, studying hair colors on tv. Some of you lads badly need football back shortly before you lose the plot completely <doh> I remember when this site was about discussing footie tactics and signings and beer drinking. Those were the good old days eh
     
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    It's amazing to think that I saw this coming this last week....

    To be fair, I did go to Dominic Cummings school of making predictions.
     
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    Not going away this Cummings saga is it.

    So it turns out:
    - his wife can drive
    - the ‘eyesight’ trip was coincidentally on his wife’s birthday.
    - Police are having to warn people not to drive if they have concerns over their vision.
    - we are being reminded you are meant to get an eyetest from a qualified optician if you have concerns that your eyesight might impact on your ability to drive
    - Boris’ eyesight has got worse, since corona so it all must be true
    - boris’ approval ratings have plummeted even amongst leave voters

    They’re just demonstrating to everyone how stupid they think we are and how easily they think they can spin us a line and move on.

    If he’d come out and said, ‘I wasn’t thinking straight I made a mistake’, maybe people would forgive him. Extenuating circumstances etc.

    Cummins Is the master of pushing the envelope re the gullibility of the public, but he may have found out that there are limits even to that.
     
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    Reassuring to know we have someone on here who’s an expert on something... even if it’s hair care.
     
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    so Nostradamus, got any good share tips?
     
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  20. ristac

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    My wife noticed <ok>
     
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