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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Tobes

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    So he was worried about his ability to drive safely, so to prove this or otherwise, loaded his Mrs and kid into the car while he found out.

    Yeah right oh.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

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    Fair do's, that's pretty funny.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    They live on a huge ****ing farm ffs<doh> ... could have tested his eyes driving around the estate whilst everyone watched from a safe distance ... but no... we'll have a family day out to Barnard's Castle to test them :bandit:
     
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    Why not buy the niece(s) train tickets to come down ... after all, you can use your discretion to manage situations involving a young child in 'exceptional' circumstances ... and Dom Dom had being able to return to work at the forefront of his mind <whistle>

    Like **** did he <laugh>
     
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  5. Prince Knut

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    So the best way to find out if you're fit to drive a car after a serious illness is to take one out onto the highway with your wife and kid, especially if the issue is your eyesight. I wonder if the DVLA has an opinion on this?
     
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  6. brb

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    Dom likes the woods, now if said he saw a bear on a motorbike, that would have convinced me, he was telling the truth...
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    Video footage of Dom testing his eyesight...

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    Neil Ferguson must be kicking himself. One press conference of truth twisting and he wouldn't have had to resign. He must be gutted <doh>
     
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    Like testing a gas leak with a match <ok>
     
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    Love the avatar <laugh>

    362EC224-1791-44F7-B2A6-BBBE6DBB33C8.jpeg
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music Dominic Cummings he drives where he wants :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  14. Treble

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    Didn't Schapps say in the press conference that once he was at his parents he stayed in the residence for the full duration? Until he came back to London.

    Really find it weird ppl seem to accept the lies. Very strange.
     
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    Priceless, shown to be an absolute bullshitting weapons grade bellend... and Boris and the Torys are backing him

    who’d have thought after the lies and **** the Torys have perpetrated this would be the thing that’ll be the one that sees a certain amount of the Tory supporters to turn their back on him.
     
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    It’s not so much the lies it’s just understanding that Barnard Castle is lovely tbf
     
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    Don’t see the big deal, he obviously wanted to help spread it round the country to speed up the herd immunity process
     
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    Mrs J has one Question . Can Mrs Cummings drive ?
     
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