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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. BobbyD

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    that's not helping poor dom here mate.

    That means it wasn't a test drive to barnard castle bro.

    You been learning from Tobes and kustard here?
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    Figures. It’s not like he’s gonna give a **** about the environment, is he?
     
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  3. brb

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    Soz, misunderstanding, I was referring to a one way journey, not a return.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Okay, I’m bored now. Time to start on dinner (tea to you northerners).


    Guilty btw. Hang him <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

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    He’s going to start singing My Way soon isn’t he.
     
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  7. Chief

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    Not figures on deaths that are actually caused by Corona virus, there aren't.

    Something someone posted on here fromTwitter doesn't wash with me, soz.

    I'll be definitely interested in what the number of deaths by this is when it's known though.
     
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  8. Libby

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    Well it was incredibly brave of him to come out and do this. Let's give the man some credit where it's due.
     
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    The point missed here is that he chose to take the virus from London to Durham.

    As a result his wife and son went into Durham hospital while she was infected and the son had significant exposure.

    His actions could easily have helped spread the virus from an area with significant infection and an area with very little.

    That is why the isolate at home was in place, so you don't knowingly or unknowingly spread the virus.
     
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    Good thing I didn’t mention that then.
     
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  11. brb

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    I think the story might have been more covincing if he said he was out for a drive, trying to find a B&Q :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    nah just crush his car........whats good for the goose
     
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  13. Chief

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    I can get 700 miles a tank out of my car and it's a 5 series.

    I think 250 miles is ok in most cars!
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    He’s got a brass neck, I’ll give him that
     
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    "I think that when any reasonable person hears my explanation ..."

    ... they will piss themselves laughing ... but if you could just pull over in a beauty spot at least they can do it whilst admiring the scenery <laugh> <cheers>
     
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    And with the added bonus of if he still wasn't feeling great he could have let the paint drive <whistle>
     
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  17. Chief

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    Yeah, good thing you didn't.
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    i think putin would have been more sincere and apologetic than cummings
     
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    well is he cummings or goings.............boris over to you live from the fridge

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    Would have been a lot braver to have stayed in London ... biggest pile of contrived ****e I've heard in years ...

    ... where is the security threat now? People hate the **** way more then they did at the time that he did not drive up to spend Easter with his parents in "any meaningful way" ...
     
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