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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Pointless time .
     
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  2. brb

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Dad I need the toilet, hang on son, we can just pop to Scotland for one.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    He drives an incredibly frugal Range Rover.
     
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  4. Libby

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    Only thing that was cold in the shop. My local has a **** selection anyway, basically Fosters, Stella or Bud.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He drives a diesel.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It will be interesting when an actual factual figure comes out, yes.
     
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  7. Libby

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    It's definitely possible but obviously depends on what you drive.
     
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    There are factual figures on excess deaths.
     
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  9. brb

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    Not sure, someone else might know, but I think the eco models can, ones that run on electric and fuel.
     
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  10. Libby

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    So can petrol if it's a small engine. I did Soton to Newcastle without stopping for fuel in December.

    I would expect him to have a much bigger/better car than me though <laugh>
     
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  11. lfcpower

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    Or simply why are you insisting on lying about everything, current guy is asking about honesty at least
     
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  12. Shandy_top_89

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    That’s got to be it for him surely.

    Looking forward to Boris unveiling his replacement Cominic Dummings.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    His car has been all over the news ffs. Looks like a Discovery Sport.
     
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  14. Libby

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    And you are?
     
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  15. lfcpower

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    He drove a discovery up there. Apparently at a push you could squeeze 450 miles out of it on one tank, but unlikely and he'd needed to have conveniently had a full tank just as he decided to make that drive of course. It's on twitter
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If he wasn’t safe to drive then the wife would take over at the wheel. The kid come because he was a kid, and therefore shouldn’t be left on his own at home.

    You’re not a very good interrogator Tobes.
     
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  18. Looney Leftie

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    Who hasn't driven for ninety minutes with your young family in the car as a way of testing your eyesight?
     
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  19. brb

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    No not the small cars, I thought some of the large hybrids could do 400+ miles...maybe i'm wrong.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Or his dad has a bowser on his farm site with some red diesel in.

    KILL HIM NOW, RED DIESEL IS ILLEGAL!!!!!
     
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