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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Lent my mate 20 grand to get plastic surgery.

    Cannot recognise him now to get my money back.....
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Public toilets reopened........

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    Found a mask guaranteed to keep people at least 6 feet away........

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    I'm so poor my mate lets me eat from his herb garden.....

    I'm living on borrowed thyme
     
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    I used to love tractors, but not anymore

    I'm an ex tractor fan.......
     
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    Me: “I get no support from my wife, even when doing the crossword”.

    Therapist: “I hope you don't get too down”.

    Me: “Fu*king hell not you as well?”
     
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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
     
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
     
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    What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
     
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    Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
     
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    As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
     
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    Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".
     
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    Somebody stole my microsoft office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.
     
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