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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    A sign outside our local hospital reads.......' thieves operate here '

    Surely it would be safer to let the surgeons do it
     
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    What's made of Leather and sounds like a sneeze ?



    A Shoe .
     
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    BREAKING:

    Winalot are on the verge of going bust...

    They've called in the retrievers!
     
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    Just had two Police Officers at my door!
    They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
    I replied, “No, I’m not.”
    “How about LS?”
    “No.”
    “What about JD?”
    I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
    The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
     
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