Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Hates women and coloured people ^^^^

 

Unvaccinated people will not be able to travel abroad.

 

My 10 year old son is going back to school on 1st June and apparently all staff and pupils need to be tested for coronavirus before they return .
I haven't had confirmation of this but that's what he's been told.

 

I’m self isolating after doing a 5km in 24 mins.

Every time I go for a run, I need a turd? Supposedly this is a symptom of the deadly virus.

Can youse clap for me at 8pm please.

 

Sure you weren't watching Pointless?

 

I certainly won't be downloading any government apps. And I'm mostly a decent law abiding citizen these days.

 

If they were all like her I would.

 

*couch

 

We already have that tech ... and it’s used in nearly every airport.

 

They have them in big casinos too which makes sense but they want to put them into shopping malls and street cams .
To stop terrorism of course.

 

Casinos ? Never thought about that ...

wouldn’t be surprised if streets near government buildings had them ...

 

Which would you pork?

A. Abbot

B. Pattel

 

I thought you were better than that. Evidently not.

 

If you get coronavirus: unless you are over 60, @EasterRoad1980 @Archers Road @DevAdvocate, your chance of dying is less than your chance of dying in the next year from some other cause.

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That’s very reassuring. I’m 59 so obviously completely safe.

 

You’re a bus driver so more at risk.

 

99.2% chance of surviving till 60.

 

Getting a bit overcast the bastard better not rain