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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I made a raspberry tart the other day. Made the sauce from fresh raspberries as well.

    Looked like **** but tasted lurrvely.

    This Thursday I'll be clapping for the Raspberry pickers.
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    Too early for apples, it will be strawberries, fook that.
     
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  3. brb

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    Loganberries are better and sweeter.
     
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    brb, May 19, 2020
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'll clap for them too.
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Main news now, the fall-out of Scientists v Politicians. Observations of todays briefing being tetchy, has obviously caught the attention of the media. Dame v Boris, I don't give him much hope as she slays him <laugh>
     
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    brb, May 19, 2020
  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have no idea what I wrote <laugh>
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Politicians will lose...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Treble, May 19, 2020
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    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Where do these foreign workers come from? Isle of Wight?
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    How dumb, must the questions have been?
     
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    Looney Leftie Well-Known Member

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    Has it become a dirty word?
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Big up to the fat orange in the White House.

    Finally I get to applaud Donald J Trump. He's probably done more today to cull his backwater support than any democrat <applause>

    Now if some scientist can just pretend that shooting yourself in the balls is good against the Coronavirus, not only do we get shot of him but all the thick inbreds who support him as well <laugh>
     
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    I don't see much of Trump's wife these days.Is he pissed with her as well?
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's got her on a double dose of Hydroxychloroquine.
     
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    Treble, May 19, 2020
  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    #summary they store your data unencrypted, there's no limit to how long they can keep your data, and the app might not even bother informing you someone you contacted became sick <doh>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Usual drivel... K den.

    Same time next week lads
     
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    Tel (they/them), May 19, 2020
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    My heart breaks for the folk on the Isle of Wight :(
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The cork heads? Don't worry about them.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    They have their wives/sisters to console them.
     
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