Coronavirus

I didn't even read it. Seemed clear enough

 

#calledit even Tory MPs don't know what the rules are

 

Sturgeon on TV taking no prisoners.

 

Never knew you spoke Scotch

 

But only if they're not there, and you've disinfected the garden first. And there are no more than one of you from two different households. Or is that the other way round?

And don't go there by public transport. Unless one of you is a government minister. But not Dominic Raab, because he misunderstood. Even though it's all really simple.

 

Not so much a meltdown as a revolution, hopefully

 

Right my latest understanding is that, no you cannot visit your family in their garden. You can go to a park to visit them, but only one person at a time. I'm already pissing myself laughing. And btw the guidelines do not apply until Wednesday...I think I'll go give my head a wobble! Whatever I've said here, does not apply to Wales, where they are being told to STAY AT HOME

I think I'll just hibernate.

 

Is that meant to be an excuse ?

Glad your roads are quiet

 

Follow the 2 metre rule...

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The roads are still quiet in his little village. So that obvs means that 65M people all completely understood Johnson’s address and everything is sound. Anyone who says anything other, is a leftie or a foreigner or something.

 

As multiple countries have now shown. If you track and trace the virus when it first starts to enter the country then your lockdown measures can be less stringent and end sooner.
Japan, Iceland, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, even Greece have shown what is possible if you don't take your eye off the ball early on.

 

I’ve got meetings for most of the day but I’m getting low on food so I’ll have to do some shopping at some point and try not to shout at people for getting too close!

I might get some stuff to do some baking. I planted up a load of herbs over the weekend and I’m running out of activities to keep myself entertained!

 

Was thinking it might be okay to sit in my mum and dad’s garden, so long as they sit in the house?

Only I’d have to go through the house to get to the garden. Unless I climbed over a neighbours fence...

 

Different kind of Air in the park mate

 

Funny you say that, I had to go into Brum today, thats the second largest city in England, roads were quiet.

Will you be getting your staff back to work soon?

 

I genuinly feel for you mate. You have to do, what your head tells you is the right thing.

 

No you cant visit, but you can meet up (with social distancing) in the park.