Did Boris do some of Gove’s Colombian marching powder before that? Calling it utter gibberish would be unfair to gibbers.
Yes if you can, but not if its not safe to do so. But if you can and it's safe then you can. But you cant use public transport, except if you can. But if you also can't do that and if you do need to do that, then do it. Ok?
I think I'll just kick it at home to be on the safe side. I mean he explained it extremely clearly in his speech not sure why I'm so confused.
He got one message across, in the first minute, before everyone gave up listening and switched off, or punched the tv screen, and that was how grateful we should be to him for avoiding having 500,000 deaths. I expect that is all the media will concentrate on.
I always say Mrs No7 talks in riddles. I stand corrected after all these years. She speaks with absolute clarity.
So I can go to the beach and see (from 2m away) total strangers of all ages, but can’t go to see my 79 year old dad in a controlled environment of his house?
But the biggest problem I face is...... Lockdown Hair. I already need a headband, soon I’ll be in pony tail territory. Come on Boris, open up the hairdresser
Pure and simple. If there’s a second spike, it’s the public’s fault. If there isn’t, it’s because of my wonderful leadership. Win/Win for the incompetent idiots in charge of the government .......