The Politics Thread

"We followed the science" howl the Tories, yet when asked what the science looks like this is what they give us

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Looks like a history of Trump's screw ups after the Attorney General (Barr) got his dirty hands on it!

 

Also looks like the report into West Scam being awarded the Taxpayers Arena

Hmm, I wonder if there's something that connects the two...?

 

I'm assuming that the Hackney Wick Hammers must be rolling in it. They must have got a nice payout from their former ground and now a "freeby" down by the River Lea!!!!!?

 

The Darwin Award is not a competition

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There was never any doubt that this pandemic was a cull on the arrogant and entitled Brits and Americans.
Wave your flags, clap the NHS, get teary-eyed about Captain Tom - then invite 20 of your mates to a boozy hot tub party in your back garden.

 

Then get tested!

 

Stay alert? For what? Stupid ****ing slogans?
It's like they're suggesting that you can avoid the virus if you cross the road correctly.

 

Those with Photoshop skills were quick to take on the government's new slogan

Meanwhile, a real politician decided to use a clearer one...

 

This is classic Bonson, put out loads of bullshit and twaddle and when people do as the please due to no clear guidence this goverment will just shrug their shoulders and say We told them so, you only have to watch BJs speeches to see that this is his standard and only approach

 

The most damning indictment is the fact that Greece, a nation not exactly noted for organisation, not only responded a hell of a lot faster than the Tories did to the pandemic bearing down upon them but they didn't mess around with their measures, and this is why their lockdown was relaxed last week while ours still looks uncannily like the Tories are trying to backdoor Cummings' herd immunisation plans without anyone realising it and has morons like Dan Hodges trying to argue that having more people die in the space of three months than the Luftwaffe managed in the entirety of the Blitz isn't so bad because other countries have higher death rates - not death tolls, death rates

 

Since this evening's message from Captain Bumblefuck is pre-recorded and not live, not only does that mean nobody can ask any questions, it also means that the following photograph is proof he won't R Budd Dwyer it

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Quick word of advice: don't Google who R Budd Dwyer is if you've recently eaten