Off Topic Coronavirus

Not good enough Bob, you're a couple of hours late with that question today, buck up your ideas man...

 

Sorry many apologies. I know when to throw my hands up and say I've ****ed up!!!

 

I tell ya Boris deserves a holiday when he gets back from holiday! If ever a **** should be furloughed!!!!

 

It gets worse, the sheer ****ery of this. The gov can accept some blame for this putting out their ridiculous VE day posters basically encouraging the numb of brain to do **** like this.

 

What is the point of waiting until the end of the month to effect the quarantine of incoming passengers? Are the people coming in now not potential carriers of the virus?

We could give them a Covid-19 test in-flight, at least that will get us towards the 200,000 tests by the end of the month as promised by Boris Johnson. Although, why we still can't complete 100,000 tests per day (now that we finally have testing capacity) as Bobmid helpfully reminds us daily, is beyond my comprehension.

 

You’re making the naive mistake of assuming the goal is to minimise instances of Coronavirus.

 

.....or for the "seen to be doing something" approach.

 

Please tell me that's recorded from a different year? WTF is up with these people

 

Yep, I reckon theh are bang on course for what they set out for!!!

 

Trev knows.

 

Expect a massive influx of people flying in to beat the well publicised quarantine deadline

 

The next excellent slogan is 'Stay Alert'
Been alert to your bullshit for the past 5 months Boris. Yes let's stay alert to something we cant see, hear, smell, touch etc. What a useless set of ****s these lot are. This part time prime minister needs to **** off and let someone who actually gives a **** have a go.

 

Just between us. I promise. If anyone mentions it, they didn't hear it from me. When I stay over in Newcastle (until the lockdown I was there 3 days a week, I watch people while I'm waiting for my food in restaurants (I'm too old to play with my phone and only recently learned the art of texting). I remember a party of six - three couples all in their 70s . The men were a motley crew of bald, grey and craggy faced. Their wives had the faces of 70 year olds but full heads of hair in various shades ranging from blonde through to a rich auburn colour - the colour that Anne of Green Gables aspired to when she was a freckly redheaded teen. I cannot think of a single woman in my office (at the last count there 12 women and 6 men) who has not changed their natural hair colour including a stunning young woman of 21. She certainly did not need to.

 

What happens if they test positive? Can they be flushed out of the plane along with the poo and pee?

 

They get upgraded to first-class, which would allow them to infect only a relatively small number like, travelling politicians, business leaders, wealthy individuals who probably could do with a few weeks to contemplate where they could better spend their money supporting charities and the poor. Oh and of course the air stewards, whom Richard Branson, Michael O'Leary and Willy Walsh have screwed over, so there is an abundance of replacements waiting to find a job. Solves quite a few problems.

 

****ing hell people still back these ****s

 

They are doing a great job! What a lovely poster they coloured in today!

 

A body representing police officers in London has criticised the Government’s pandemic response as “wishy-washy” amid concerns that the public has begun ignoring lockdown restrictions.

Negligent, pathetic and incompetent are better words.