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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Cringeworthy.
    Got this lot lined up for our next rendition.
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    I'm refusing to sing. :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Don’t forget to join your neighbours tomorrow for some socially-responsible cucumber sandwiches and Vera Lynn.
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    did people actually join in ?
    as i'm ****ed if i would .

    Edit : seen your later post :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    All of 'em. I work with wimmin <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, May 7, 2020
  5. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    majority of my colleagues were women but they weren't that weird .
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    We're actually doing that.

    The whole thing has got out of hand.

    Think I'll just have to get pickled in the front garden to forget how cringe the day is going to be.
     
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    Chief, May 7, 2020
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  7. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Stay at Home
    Stay Safe
    Stay Pissed .
     
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    Solid Air 2, May 7, 2020
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  8. Archers Road

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    Sorry mate. The only way you can possibly retain your dignity is to set fire to the place.
     
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    Sigh!!!
     
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  10. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Ooh Dads Army :emoticon-0148-yes:.
    ****ing singing in a workplace :emoticon-0136-giggl
    You dont work in a school nursery do you ??
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Good job you are on the case, to get more PPE in to the UK, along with every other country <ok>
     
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  12. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Yes more appeasement for the anti European half of the nation .
    Cant be seen to need help from the EU
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No, key worker working in an office. Can't say anymore as I'd have to kill everyone on here.
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  14. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Thing is they had the chance but to please the likes of you they chose to buy junk !
     
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  15. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    while defending this Govt doesn't come naturally as @West WindsR pointed out earlier loads of countries have been sold defective kit plus all we know so far is that it doesn't meet UK standards . Despite that though it may be usable just like you may have stairs in a house steeper than present building regs allow but they are still perfectly usable .
     
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    So a tea boy then? :bandit:
     
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  17. Solid Air 2

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    I'm guessing Baritone .
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  20. Archers Road

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    You're not Boris Johnson are you?


    If so, you've made a decent start on the killing everyone thing...
     
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