Gary Neville...

generally these guys are so bad it's not funny. I would like to see them fined every time the utter a cliche. This may mean they have to actually do some research before the games so they have some idea what they are talking about instead of the drivel they come out with For so called experts who have spent their whole lives living and breathing football they seem to have no clue too often.
Perhaps we could have a section after the game where any commentators who use cliches are made to do horrible things ala fear factor or any number of Japanese game shows. Maybe a ring in section for fans to choose the suitable punishment (I'm warming to this theme the more I think about it).

 

****ing hate him, along with Phil Thompson, Paul Merson & the entire beeb pundits line up (apart from Alan)