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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    How does Shearer get a TV gig? Boring ****...he’s so BBC

    Wrighty is bare Bantz

    I enjoyed that
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 25, 2020
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  2. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I'll wait till Infowars catches up then.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Apr 25, 2020
  3. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Eric should have give him a close run, if only for his overall impact on both us and Leeds.
     
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    Diego, Apr 25, 2020
  4. Stan

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    Lineker disagrees about the Keane thing and Wrighty gets very defensive. He’s clearly fallen under Keano’s spell since they started working together.
     
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    Stan, Apr 25, 2020
  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lineker just disagrees with everything cos he likes to be different, the **** faced ****. He’s like Roy in real life.

    We miss you bro.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Apr 25, 2020
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Lineker is a host tho, job is to play devils advocate and get the best out of the other two.
     
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    Welshie, Apr 25, 2020
  7. Stan

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    Didn’t work though. He crapped on about how Keane was a great captain but not a great player. The other two told him to STFU.
     
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    Stan, Apr 25, 2020
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Well, he's completely wrong, cos Keane was ****ing amazing.
     
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    Welshie, Apr 25, 2020
  9. Spurlock

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    Easy now

    with so many(it seems) fitting one of the above 3 categories of late, I’m losing track and no doubt so are some of you

    So maybe we can keep a little list...so we can keep track of comings and goingZ


    :)
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 26, 2020
  10. brb

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    Comm not banned but currently folllowing flouncing rules of social distancing.

    Chaos banned for not social distancing.

    Sucky self isolating from the cironavirus thread.

    West Ham fella, whatever his name, sent to Mars by Major Captain Tom and sitting in a tin can.

    thespamwithnoname not seen since guy fawkes, probably sent on his way with a firework up his arse by ALDO.

    NSIS the x files on the case, the truth is out there.

    HiaG got blue rinsed and sadly died. RIP <peacedove>
     
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    brb, Apr 26, 2020
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  11. Stan

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    I’ve always liked Ian Wright (although he got prissy on I’m a Celeb). Great character, incredible goal scorer. His comments on the Cantona kung fu kick were nailed on.
     
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    Stan, Apr 26, 2020
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Self isolating my :emoticon-0172-mooni<laugh>
    I was banned for bantz again. <whistle>
     
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    Sucky, Apr 26, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

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    Get everyone back to work by June, but give all the key workers the rest of the summer off <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 26, 2020
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    We’ll need to keep the Nightingale hospitals open for the spike in cases of alcohol poisoning.
     
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    Good idea. Could staff it with plucky volunteers.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 26, 2020
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  16. gooner4ever

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    Is Piskie still on go slow as he hasn’t been on much - or is he still missing his chum
     
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    gooner4ever, Apr 26, 2020
  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'd love to see a flounce league table. We could send Hiag into Europe, next season.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 26, 2020
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Id like to see a thread banned for mod bants table.

    Im deffo top<diva><cracker><cheers><party>
     
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    Sucky, Apr 26, 2020
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  19. brb

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    Not any more, you've just been relegated <ok>
     
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    brb, Apr 26, 2020
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Hiag is a champion, he gets an empty, open topped bus ride.

    You can stand upstairs and pull gangsta poses if you like, while he hides downstairs, ringing the bell.
     
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